Festivus Song

My mother in-law penned the following song to honor Festivus day at out house. It is a sung to "Oh Christmas Tree". Like anything else in life it is a work in progress and I'm sure it will be modified/added to by next years Festivus.

The Festivus Song

Oh Festivus Pole, Oh Festivus Pole
Having fun’s our only goal

Oh Festivus Pole, Oh Festivus Pole
Having fun’s our only goal

Your strength to weight amazes us
That ra-ti-o will make us fuss

Of Festivus, Oh Festivus
A fun day for the rest of us!