Aiken is a father

Wow… Clay Aiken is a father!

You remember Clay… he was the effeminate counterpart to the Ruben (not the sandwich) Studdard on American Idol a few years back. Apparently, he and his longtime friend have a new healthy baby boy.

So which young starlet did he sweep off her feet? Well, it was his producer Jaymes Foster. I’m not saying that she was taking note of her biological clock, but Big Ben was striking midnight as Jaymes is around 50 years old. Besides… 50 is the new 40, I’ve been told.

Now, just so you don’t start hitting yourself in the head and say “Gee… I thought he was gay?” Clay and Jaymes conceived via artificial insemination. That explained it. The world is right again.