There ARE jobs out there

Pssst... if you haven't heard, the unemployment rate in Detroit has climbed over 30%. That's kind of amazing if you step back and look at the big picture. So Zotime is looking out for others and passing out some job leads. It's time to move to Bermuda. Not only is it a beautiful tropical island nation, but apparently they have plenty of jobs to go around. Why else would you see this...

Do you remember these guys?

Well now their doing this....

These are the same four Uighur detainees that were release from Gitmo in June and are now in Bermuda. They just took jobs working on a golf course. Somehow, 30% of Detroiters can't find jobs but these guys can.

Wendall Brown, chairman of the board of trustees for Bermuda's public golf courses said that "They have been offered a temporary position at Port Royal until the Grand Slam. There are still special projects that we need to do like cleaning up and beautifying the course ... All four of them have been given a job there. It's on a temporary basis. Two of them speak fairly good English."

You see, so apparently the only real requirement is that you speak English and no prior experience or high school degree is required.