Backache Redu

I know that this is not current but, I wanted to put a date stamp for my back ache. December 12 was the sports injury... I like to call it a sports injury because saying that I got hurt shutting off the hot water in the tub would be silly.

Anyhow, back ache lasted for 2 weeks of pain and an additional 3 weeks of mild pain.

Stud or Dud

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S. P. I. T. N.

Six more weeks of stupidity for PETA as they seemed to have seen their shadows yesterday. I can't believe it, but they have made the list again...

Yesterday was Groundhog day and PETA asked that the traditional Groundhog be replaced with an animatronic so that the Punxsutawney Phil would not be traumatized.

PETA released a message that asked the organizers of Pennsylvania's Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robot. PETA says it's unfair to keep the animal in captivity and subject him to the huge crowds as the groundhog is an animal that avoids crowds.

William Deeley, president of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club, says the animal is "being treated better than the average child in Pennsylvania." The groundhog is kept in a climate-controlled environment and is inspected annually by the state Department of Agriculture. He went on to say that PETA isn't interested in Phil from Feb. 2 on, and is looking for publicity.

Spot on Bill...