Monday, August 28, 2006

Hello... My Name is Trapper John

That’s right… the big man has caught his first vermin and at this rate I will have enough for a fur coat well before the first frost.

I used ol’ reliable similar to the contraption below to bring an end to the little fella. I don’t know exactly when the eradication occurred, but was contacted at work to get home quick so that I can get rid of the evidence. I haven’t decided on what to do with it yet, maybe you guys can help.

1. Stuff it and place it at the end of my driveway so that any other mouse will see their fate if they tread on these hollowed grounds.

2. Mount and hang it from the wall.

3. Complete the circle of life.

4. Utilize the catch and release program. Unfortunately, let’s just say that he won’t be able to get very far.

2 Comments:

Blogger Edward said...

I think you should pay a taxidermist to make a tasteful display for your mantle. That would be a hell of a conversation piece.

10:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uhhh..No!!

This is one time where i'd definitely be putting my foot down about something. I couldn't even stand to see it in the trap, when I realized that a mouse was cought I ran up the basement stairs as fast as I could.

5:15 PM  

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