Top Ten Good Things about Downsizing

1. It’s easy to find great parking spots in the morning.
2. Bathroom stalls are never full.
3. You don’t have to say good morning thirty times before you get to your desk.
4. Lunch lines are short.
5. Plenty of seats left in the meeting rooms.
6. Able to swap out your broken desk chair with the guy that was just let go.
7. Plenty of Diet Coke in the vending machine.
8. Extra bagel on Friday.
9. It’s easier to decide where to go for lunch.
10. At the end of the day you can easily find your car in the parking lot.