Road Trip

It's our yearly pilgrimage to Florida, and on our 20+ hour drive, your mind has a lot of time to wander. Here were some of my wanderings...

- Why is Ohio so darn hard to drive through? Another reason to hate the Buckeyes
- Why is gas so expensive in West Virginia…? Do they think it is a good idea to tax their residence? Most of us who are driving through will only wait to get gas in a border state.
- Why do I get tired everyday at some point? If I can just get past that time I can drive for hours till the wee hours of morning.
- My wife thinks I hug the right side of a lane when driving. Maybe I do.
- Why is gas so darn cheap in South Carolina? $2.79 / gallon
- That has to be the biggest desk globe in the world... Savanna, Georgia
- Is Erin E-surance hot? Wait a minute (or 10)… who is the hottest cartoon character?
- I don’t like oysters (at least raw)
- Mahi Mahi tastes like tuna
- I think the brakes on the Jeep are pulsating too much when the brakes are applied
- Crab legs are way to much work for the meat that you eat
- Late… late night French Vanilla Cappuccino from a gas station doesn’t taste that good
- You know you’re a redneck when you dress and drive a car that is in the Daytona 500… but you’re not in the race