Completeing the Paperwork

Something to add to the bathroom etiquette file …

Today I had to do a number two real bad and utilized the facilities at work. I went into the stall and laid out that paper thin film of protection down on the seat and did my business. As I was finishing up the paperwork I heard a strange noise coming from the stall to the left of me. I didn’t take notice of it again until I heard the noise a second time. I finished the paperwork as I heard the noise a third time.

It seemed that the guy in the next stall over had fallen asleep and now was in full snoring phase. I delayed the flushing a few moments and listened to him to see if I could clearly hear the snoring… right on cue the guy took another deep breath and snored again.

Here I was at work and the guy next to me was out cold and in full REM mode. I wanted to hang out a few moments to see if he would wake up, but I needed to get to a meeting and didn’t have the time. I know that it was Monday, but I hope he had a good nap so that he didn’t try to go home after work falling asleep at the wheel.