Iran Arrests Spies

It seems that there is massive shortage of MIS agents England as Iran has captured 14 of the new recruits crossing the boarder into Iran.

The Iranian news agency IRNA stated that "in recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders. The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."

Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam said: 'I heard of this, but I have no specific knowledge on the subject.' I would not be surprised if the English are behind this.

The official went on to state that a few of the spies escaped capture but they have an excelent artist rendering of the leader and hope to have him captured in the next few weeks.

A unnamed British official stated that anyone who thinks that the United Kingdom would stoop so low as to use squirrels is nuts.

I think we should hire these Iranian boarder guards as they seem to be able to not only identify 14 illegal squirrels but also catch them and the US boarder patrol can't seem to be able to keep thousands of illegal immigrants from crossing the southern boarder every day.

In related news, British troops in Basra, near the border with Iran, have apparently released a giant man eating badgers into the city in hopes of reducing the sectarian violence.